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chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

ghosttownfrown:

Your professor will not be happy with you if he says the Stanford Prison Experiment shows human nature and you say it shows the nature of white middle class college-aged boys.

Like he will not be happy at all.

also, in addition to my last james bond post

my thoughts on contessa, who seems to be the bond girl

contessa is awesome. She just like, doesn’t give a fuck about anything.

This James Bond movie is so weird….

some crime lord is trying to convince James Bond to marry his daughter because he thinks a husband will make his daughter behave the way he wants her to.

Not only is it sexist (VERY sexist), it’s completely nonsensical. Luckily, James Bond was like “dude, that’s not gonna work jeezus”. Until the crime lord said he’d tell James Bond where blofeld was if he hung out with and hopefully married his daughter.

Then James Bond was like “sweet count me in”

insert-a-url-here:

[Image description: A dark movie poster with the cabbage merchant from A:TLA walking away in the background, and a cabbage in the foreground. Text reads: “his cabbages. the cabbage merchant” then in smaller font “summer 2012. in theaters and IMAX. shopbending.tumblr.com”]
They took his cabbages, he took their lives.

insert-a-url-here:

[Image description: A dark movie poster with the cabbage merchant from A:TLA walking away in the background, and a cabbage in the foreground. Text reads: “his cabbages. the cabbage merchant” then in smaller font “summer 2012. in theaters and IMAX. shopbending.tumblr.com”]

They took his cabbages, he took their lives.

friendlyangryfeminist:

the brilliant thing about being a woman is that I’m punished for both trusting and distrusting men!

I should magically know which man is going to harm me by having a brief conversation with him. if I trust Bad Men, then, well. I should’ve known. 

if I don’t trust Nice Men though, I’m an utter bitch who deserves violence. don’t I know most men are good people?

I swear this documentary (Supersize me) must’ve been filmed by Ed Benes, because it way overuses butt shots…

When one watches bad movies, one sees bad things

So I’m watching supersize me on hulu (I am super duper bored and just wanted background noise for my vocab cards) and they’re all going about mc donalds is unhealthy… blah blah… cheap unhealthy food vs expensive healthy food contributes to obesity … blah blah… and then

“Walking has become such a chore that we rely on machines to do it for us”
 accompanied by a classy* video clip of a fat woman using a motorize shopping cart.

OMG!!! She is obviously using the motorize shopping cart because of THE FAT!! It can’t be any disability that hinders her ability to walk! And people who  have difficulty walking never gain weight because of their difficulty walking!!!

And even if heart problems or some side effect of obesity lead her to needing the shopping cart, what’s she supposed to do? Not shop?

ugh…

I know it was probably a bad idea to watch this… shoulda listened to my gut

*not really

while showing my mom a cat video...

  • My sister: Mom, come look at this picture!
  • My mom: Not yet, I have to watch this cat be stupid.
  • She finally understands the purpose of the internet!!!!
[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: Doctor: I’m sorry, but with fibromyalgia, there is no medical need for a wheel chair]
Yeah, so that’s the reaction the doctor gave me to the I’m so excited post . Evidently, it physically hurting to walk doesn’t constitute a need.
Turns out me worrying about insurance wasn’t a problem. I should’ve been worrying about the doctor.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: Doctor: I’m sorry, but with fibromyalgia, there is no medical need for a wheel chair]

Yeah, so that’s the reaction the doctor gave me to the I’m so excited post . Evidently, it physically hurting to walk doesn’t constitute a need.

Turns out me worrying about insurance wasn’t a problem. I should’ve been worrying about the doctor.